Today is Let's Face It Day

Tiffany would like me to face 2 things today:

1) Vegan food sucks. "It made me fat and bloated."

2) I am crazy. "Watching your whims and actions change every ten minutes is like watching someone with ADD channel-surf."

I was beginning to think that I was sampling from life like a smorgasboard, but now I know that in reality, I am insane.

Running back to my handy mac dictionary, insane is "a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction". Normal is defined as "conforming to a standard", and I don't want to be that.

Tiffany prefers the second definition of crazy, which is simply "extremely enthusiastic".

Let's face it: I don't want to be normal, and dairy makes things tasty.