amazing radio

A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought
it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam", said the
sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic.
All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will
hear exactly that!" She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little
confused.

She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky
or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On
the road again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's
what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out.
Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports
utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a
terrible collision. "Asshole", she muttered. And, from the
radio............

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."